Thursday, June 4, 2015
make it snappy
Tonight I took my contact lenses out. I reached into the cabinet, got out my glasses in their case. What happened next is what caused the chain of events below.
I opened my eyeglass case upside down.
My eyeglasses fell out, headed for the ceramic tile floor (brand new glasses by the way).
I grabbed at the glasses with my left hand to catch them before they fell to the floor and got scratched (only you eyeglass wearers can appreciate my panic).
As I grabbed with my left hand at my glasses, I reflexively closed my right hand.
Eyeglass case in my right hand (spring loaded closure) snapped shut with a loud crack.
On my right nipple.
I screamed and yanked.
I'm still afraid to open the glass case.
I think my nipple may be inside.
...make life snappy... ~cath
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