I have a new man in my life. I think Stevie Wonder may be upset when he realizes that he has been usurped in my heart by a short, jaundiced looking man who laughs too much, and has a weird sense of humor. (Sounds a lot like a description of me.)
His vision is poor, so he wears a thick spectacle. He is overweight, and his IQ may not be the highest, but I am in love with him.
Phil vaporizes my tea with a fart dart launcher every morning and serves me faithfully, waiting on me hand and foot.
He has a beautiful brown eye and it is always focused on me.
I am smitten, and fear I will end up throwing away a 43 year marriage for a....
minion...
...life is good.
~cath
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