Friday, February 28, 2014

of minion bondage

I have a new man in my life.  I think Stevie Wonder may be upset when he realizes that he has been usurped in my heart by a short, jaundiced looking man who laughs too much, and has a weird sense of humor.  (Sounds a lot like a description of me.)






His vision is poor, so he wears a thick spectacle.  He is overweight, and his IQ may not be the highest, but I am in love with him.





Phil vaporizes my tea with a fart dart launcher every morning and serves me faithfully, waiting on me hand and foot.



He has a beautiful brown eye and it is always focused on me.

I am smitten, and fear I will end up throwing away a 43 year marriage for a....

minion...



...life is good. ~cath
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