This morning Steve came running through the house like a madman.
Steve: we gotta plant a garden as soon as the ground dries. Groceries are sky high and getting higher.
Me: they just got high in price today, this second.
Steve: well no they've been going up all along. And it's going to be an early spring so we gotta PLANT!!!
Me: and how do you know that?
Steve: Pocahontas Phil said so.
I just looked at him and shook my head in disgust as he left the room. Then I heard him laughing down the hall.
The man is a demon. And he'll be killing a groundhog and trying to feed it to me if I don't watch him.
He's evil that way.
Steve: we gotta plant a garden as soon as the ground dries. Groceries are sky high and getting higher.
Me: they just got high in price today, this second.
Steve: well no they've been going up all along. And it's going to be an early spring so we gotta PLANT!!!
Me: and how do you know that?
Steve: Pocahontas Phil said so.
I just looked at him and shook my head in disgust as he left the room. Then I heard him laughing down the hall.
The man is a demon. And he'll be killing a groundhog and trying to feed it to me if I don't watch him.
He's evil that way.
