The twins were staying with us for a few days, so they went with us to the clinic. We were going to wait for Gramps to get all his tests finished, then go eat a late breakfast. We left at the crack of dawn for an hour long drive to the clinic. Duncan used the seat belt as a hammock for his head so he could sleep.
|Duncan in a head sling|
|the long wait|
I figured she meant he had walked past and was headed to the waiting room looking for us. I said as much, and that was when she lowered the boom: "No, he wasn't walking, he was on one of those rolling tables."
"WHAT?" I said.
"He was on a rolling table Grammy."
At this point I looked a little panicky because I was caught between putting a $1 bill in a machine for a snack for Maddie, and taking off after the gurney. Maddie made my mind up quickly when she said: "I don't need a snack Grammy!"
So we took off down the hall. The hall took several turns, like a snake. Maddie had run ahead to scout Steve's location as I brought the rear up with a still sluggish Duncan. She would get to one turn, I would shout at her "CAN YOU SEE HIM?", she would shout back "YES I CAN", and then we would advance to the next bend in the hall.
In my mind the whole time was that SW had collapsed during the stress test, and they had come looking for me to tell me they were transporting him to wherever they needed to go to fix him, and couldn't find me because I WAS BUYING EFFING SNACKS FOR STARVING GRANDKIDS.
After what felt like a mile of scouting, reporting and running, I ran out of steam as I made it to the last bend and saw the end of the gurney and a nurse waaaaaaaaaaaay down the hall just going out of sight. I decided we would go back to the waiting room and wait until someone found us and told us the bad news.
So we sat there, they split Duncan's honeybun and drank their juice and I fidgeted like I had ants in my pants. About an hour later, Steve walked in the door of the waiting room.
He looked at me like I had lost my mind and said "yes".
I said "did you go by on a gurney about an hour ago?"
"No" he said.
Then it hit me.
I had been chasing a stranger down the halls of the hospital. I asked Maddie how she knew it was Gramps on the gurney. She said: "because he had white hair and was wearing a mask like Gramps does when he is sleeping." Steve saw my face and knew something was up, so I had no choice but to tell him what had happened.
He started laughing.
He was still laughing 4 hours later every time someone called to check on him and he got to tell the story again.
|an anticlimactic end to the morning, at Waffle House|
I would have loved to see what happened if you'd caught that gurney and saw you'd been chasing a stranger down the hall.
Steam started coming out of my ears at this point.
I am now the victim of another Steve story, which grows with "embellishments" every time he tells it.
...life is like chasing gurneys, you never know where you are going or what lies ahead. ~cath
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